![]() KIMMY: But you're doing construction? (gestures at an empty doorway) JACKIE: No. But for a few months, I could pretend to be dealing with the decorator or waiting for the wall hangings to get out of Syria. Thanks to the divorce, I don't actually own anything. (goes to move some boxes, they fly out of her hands as she lifts them with all of her strength, they crash into some lighting) Whoa! Are those empty? Or was one of the spiders that bit me. Well, I can only afford to stay here until Christmas. (Kimmy looks up, admiriing the view) Whoa. I went to get a duck, but then some sort of duck policeman. Kimmy enters through the door, looking at her booklets. CUTTO: Jackie's apartment where she is unrolling a brand new carpet. Jacqueline needs me to "get the duck over here," so I've got to figure out where to get one. Kimmy's phone message sounds, she looks at her phone KIMMY: Sorry, guys. (walks over to a blank grate) Now how are we supposed to remember he's dead? TITUS: Why would anyone bother to paint a wall in this neighborhood? It's just gonna get tagged. And they painted over the neighborhood mural of Biggie. ![]() LILLIAN: This neighborhood is changing, and none of us are gonna be able to live here. Lillian enters, she looks at the sign and walks over to Kimmy and Titus LILLIAN: A performance space? (kicks over the sign) TITUS: Cool kick, Lillian. TITUS: No, I'm gonna do what every actor's friends love most A one-man show, about the most scintillating subject on God's gray earth. Maybe it's a play about aliens who come to Earth, and if they're gonna save that rec center, they're gonna need to start dancing. I am in the midst of a personal renaissance My finances, my love life, my eyebrow game. Kimmy gestures to a sign in front of a store that says "OpenTables, DJ Night, Today, Tomorrow". KIMMY: Fine, I'll keep covering the rent and the tapes, but you have to use this money for something that matters, like that. I'm gonna use this money for something for myself. KIMMY: How about rent, utilities? TITUS: Unicorns, leprechauns. TITUS: I just don't know what to spend all this money on. (Titus pulls out a pair of pink sunglasses and puts them on) People drop some really cool stuff under there. KIMMY: Wait, you haven't been getting paid? TITUS: I'm used to getting paid under the table. (Kimmy gasps) Now that I'm no longer legally dead, the restaurant is actually able to pay me. This is why we have the Kimmy Time system So we can talk about more important things, like Titus. His eyes are open, and he's having, like, nine surgeries. KIMMY: But we didn't even get to talk about why the guy in Operation is awake. KIMMY: Whose ghosts are they? Why are they haunting Pac-Man? What did he do to them? TITUS: (Looks at watch) Mm-hmm, and Kimmy Time is up.
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